Meet my new sword. It resembles a falchion, but without the handguard. Victims so far are 2 Langka branches and one banana. Also, apart from your usual housework, you can use it:
- To protect yourself in case someone attacks you with an icepick (imagine the look on the guy's face when you suddenly brandish a magnificent blade to counter his puny little toothpick)
- To keep street kids from being super kulit (stroke it and glare, and voila they're gone!)
- In really really vain photoshoots
- To freak everyone else out at the table when carving your steak
- As a really unique fashion statement
Hmmm what else can I do with this? Think, think.
do awesome magic tricks like gob in arrested development.
ReplyDeletepose for a portrait ala barney in how i met your mother.
Chop everything and anything in your way. Intense Chop na ata to! haha
ReplyDeleteMarie: Cue in Final Countdown, complete with lights and smoke! (I actually have it on now while I'm typing this reply) :P
ReplyDeleteIna: Intense Literal Chop! Haha!